Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Top Ten Tuesday: Book Titles That Made Me Cringe


Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by The Broke and the Bookish. This week’s topic is top ten unique book titles. While I was on Goodreads searching for unique titles, my search quickly veered from “unique” to “unfortunate.” I don’t want to judge anybody’s reading tastes, but these book titles made me cringe.






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I was going to ask you if you've read any of these, but maybe that's not a good idea . . .









37 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! Like your twist on this topic. Definitely cringe-worthy! http://mwgerard.com/top-ten-tuesday-unique-book-names/

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  2. I've seen one of those and when I first saw it (The Haunted Vagina) I didn't know what to think. I was simply amazed people were reading it. The rest on your list are seriously whacked!
    Rebecca @ The Portsmouth Review
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  3. OMG, this the best TTT list I've seen yet for this week. The Gay Bigfoot series almost made me spit my tea out, but everything on your list was really unique and funny.

    Here is our Top Ten Tuesday.

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  4. I... can't... even....
    How are these even books!? I mean gay Bigfoot?! Go Go Nazi Girls?!

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  5. Ha ha these were so funny!
    My TTT: https://jjbookblog.wordpress.com/2017/10/24/top-ten-tuesday-130/

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  6. All the titles you've chosen are very unique indeed!

    Here's a link to my TTT post for this week:

    https://myknittingjouneyonestitchatatime.blogspot.com/2017/10/top-ten-tuesday-top-ten-unique-book.html

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  7. Nazi Go Go girls???!!! *giggles* Oh dear!

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  8. George Prince, Dark Prince of Love had me busting up before I even moved on to the others! I want to comment on each one of these, but I won't because no comment should be that. This post was great, and I will absolutely be sharing these titles with others for our enjoyment! These are certainly unique titles. :)

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  9. See also: the entire list of titles by Chuck Tingle.

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  10. These were so bad. I mean good. I mean funny bad. (I'm just going to sit here and laugh for a while)

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  11. Oh man, you're making me question the truthfulness of my list...I said that someone owes me a review of one of the books on my list, and now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I chose The Haunted Vagina for her to have to read and not the book I had listed.

    Love your take on the topic, and I might just check out some of these books when I feel the need for a laugh. Have a great week. - Katie

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  12. I seldom truly laugh out loud (LOL) from just reading....but OMG...LOL!!!!! All of em, but Bigfoot especially. Thanks I needed that. (and thanks for commenting on my TTT...I don't dance, but it still made me happy.)

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  13. OMG. I just about spit out my soda at "George Bush, Dark Prince of Love!" These are hilarious! Your post reminds me of that site that features unfortunate library books.

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  14. This is quite possibly the best list I have ever seen. And not like, this week, but in the history of lists? I have SO many questions! Like... that is the elder Bush, yes? Why? And are the horses also involved in the relationships? Like is it some kind of polyamorous situation with the lesbians and the horses? The gay unicorn Colonel just has more questions than I can begin to ask. Like how is the unicorn riding a horse? Isn't that akin to a human riding... another human? And how does one's vagina become haunted, exactly? OH you are going to have all kinds of traffic visiting your blog now bwhahahha.

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  15. Dental Practice the Genghis Khan way. Just... wow.;)

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  16. oh my.. these are truly cringe worthy ...and totally enjoyed cringing at each one too.. agree with Shannon...

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  17. Well you definitely win for the most out there list! Love it.

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  18. Oh yes. I cringed, I laughed, I paused and wondered what the author was thinking while going through your list. But these are all great nonetheless.

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  19. I cringed with all of them! Except for "Games You Can Play With Your Pussy", that one just made me laugh, haha.

    Very cringe-worthy post!

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  20. Haha. I think the covers are just as cringe-worthy. :)

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  21. Love the title Games You Can Play with Your Pussy!! My TTT

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  22. Oh. My. Goodness. Some of these are so horrifically bad it makes me wonder if they're real... but there's the book cover in front of me so, yeah, apparently they are. *shudder* I mean, My Ass is Haunted by the Gay Unicorn Colonel? Seriously? LOL These were priceless, Aj! :)

    Tanya @ Girl Plus Books

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  23. I commend you for being able to even read this titles, because I could not get past the covers. Ugh!

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  24. I love how you did this weeks topic! All of these titles are so bad and so cringe-worthy!

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  25. Hah this is a great list! I giggled/cringed thru it.
    My boyfriend has actually shown me The Haunted Vagina book before (he's into the bizarro books) and I have to say, I'd read it!

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  26. Yep, you win. I imagine the author and his/her friends sitting around a table laughing until they cried as they developed these titles (not to mention whatever the contents of these books are). They had to know they were absolutely awful.

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  27. HAHAHA I love your list! I'm glad to see so many other people having fun with this week's topic!

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  28. OMG! Hahaha... these titles are terrible! Love your twist on the topic. Thanks for sharing!

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  29. Yeah - these are awful!! And yet too funny. Great take on the topic!

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  30. OMG, these are terrible... and strangely perfect for this week's TTT. Great list!

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  31. I love your spin on this week's topic and yes all of these titles are totally making me cringe as I read them, haha.

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  32. I'M SCREAMING some of these are just too much!! "George Bush, Dark Prince of Love", "The Haunted Vagina" and "My Ass Is Haunted by the Gay Unicorn Colonel"--I'm literally going to share these picks with some of my friends because OH MY GOD.

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  33. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe both because I'm laughing so hard I could cry. These are very cringe worthy! Haha!

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  34. Oh my gosh. I thought that first one was bad but then I saw the rest of the list. Oh my.

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  35. Hahaha, I love them!! The unicorn one is on my list as well :D

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