Top Ten
Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by The Broke and the Bookish.
This week’s topic is anything TV-related. I usually avoid topics like this
because this is a book blog, not a TV blog, but Homer Simpson is my favorite
fictional person of all time. So, today I’m going to list ten of my favorite
Homer quotes.
My Favorite Homer Quotes
1. “Maybe,
for once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding ‘you’re making a scene.’”
2. “I’m not
normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!”
3. “Just
because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
4. " I thought I had an appetite for destruction . . . but all I wanted was a club sandwich.”
5. “If you
don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in and do it really
half-assed. That’s the American way.”
6. “To alcohol! The cause of—and solution to—all of life’s problems.”
7. “I think
Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work
a lot harder when I’m around.”
8. “Don’t eat
me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
9. “I’m
somewhere where I don’t know where I am!”
10. “Trying
is the first step toward failure.”
Ha these are great. I love #3 and #6 the best!
ReplyDeleteHow did I forget about THE SIMPSONS!? It is probably the greatest show ever! :D Great Quotes and pics. I LOVE your topic! :D My Top Ten Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteI wanted to share my favorites but I can't: my love for Homer Simpson knows no bounds. I love ALL of his quotes and know a ton by heart. LOVE this topic ♥ I can't believe I forgot to add The Simpsons to my TTT post this week. D'OH!
ReplyDeleteI love all these especially #2, #5, #6 and #8! I haven't watched the Simpsons in forever but I think I'll have to watch it soon because these quotes make me miss Homer.
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Ha this is great. Love those! Especially 3 and 5 lol.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I actually have never watched an episode of The Simpsons! My parents didn't let me watch it growing up and I never got into it as an adult. I do love Family Guy and South Park though, so maybe I should give it a try!
ReplyDeleteHere are my Top Ten
Lollll, thanks so much for the laughs, AJ.
ReplyDeleteI love Homer. His humor will always be better than Peter Griffin's.
Haha great quotes. I haven't watch The SImpsons in ages, but Homer is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI love Homer Simpson! These are some wise words. Fun post!
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