Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by The Broke and the Bookish. This week’s topic is ten books I wish Santa would bring me. I have around 500 books on my wishlist, so instead of picking a random 10, I thought I’d give Santa suggestions for the types of books I like.
I’d be so grateful if Santa brought me
Books that make normal people wonder if I am a secret serial killer
Books meant for innocent children
Books with illustrations (sometimes I’m too lazy for this reading thing, okay? Don’t judge.)
Books about our barbed-wire-filled dystopian future
Books about our bleak dystopian present
Books about our hate-fueled dystopian past
All the sequels I . . . um . . . forgot . . . to read this year
Books that look so winterish they may be lost forever if I drop them in the snow
All those things I should have learned in school
Something I can wear around my neck that answers the question “Why do you have so many unread books?”
Have you read any of these? What did you think? What do you want Santa to bring you?