September Snapshots
1. What even happened last
month? I’m
staring at a blank blog post and realizing that I did nothing in September. I worked. I read. I blogged. I watched
terrible horror movies. I read terrible news stories. I basically did nothing for 30 days. Go me.
2. Oh! I made (very
practical) plans for what I’ll do if I ever get rich. Last month, I hosted my
first-ever giveaway on the blog. The winner was Cait @ Paper Fury. I liked
hosting the giveaway, so if I ever get rich, my blog will be all giveaways all
the time. I’ll basically be the Oprah of books. “You get a book! And you get a
book! And you get a book!”
3. I won’t ever get rich
because nature is still plotting my demise. I ran three days a week in September. On one
of my runs, a squirrel jumped out of the bushes right by my foot. I literally
almost tripped over a squirrel. I’m glad I didn’t trip because then I’d have to
tell people that I hurt myself falling over a squirrel.
A few weeks after my near-squirrel-tripping, I was running
along a barbed-wire fence, and there was a herd of deer grazing on the other
side of the fence. I was like, “Oh, look at the pretty deer!” Then one of the
pretty deer suddenly jumped over the fence and almost landed on top of me. What
the hell, nature?! I know I look like a stampeding buffalo when I’m jogging,
but why are the animals running at me
instead of away from me?
4. I’m way too spoiled for
this. The
water in my neighborhood broke. Again. This has been happening every few
months. There’s nothing like waking up on a cold fall morning, turning on the sink, and having gallons of mud shoot out. Then the water gets shut off, and
we don’t have any water at all for the rest of the day. I’m a squishy
first-world girl! I like frequent hot showers! And I whine while manually
dumping water into the toilet so I can flush it.
| Fixing the water. Again. |
5. Life is like a
Hitchcock movie. Have you seen the Hitchcock horror movie The Birds? My life sounds exactly like that movie. There are flocks
of migrating blackbirds hidden in the trees around my house. I can’t see them,
but I hear their nonstop squawking. I’m waiting for them to swoop down and peck
me to death. I know they’re plotting something. Nature is always plotting
something.
Books I read
In September, I read 11 books and DNFed 1.
Company of Liars – Karen Maitland
The 19th Wife – David Ebershoff
A Parcel of Patterns – Jill Paton Walsh
Hidden Figures – Margot Lee Shetterly (DNF)
We Are Unprepared – Meg Little Reilly
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes:
and Other Lessons from the Crematory – Caitlin Doughty
The One Hundred Nights of
Hero – Isabel Greenberg
All the Broken Pieces – Ann E. Burg
The Body – Stephen King (reread)
Adam of the Road – Elizabeth Janet Gray
The Poet’s Handbook – Judson Jerome
Endurance: Shackleton’s
Incredible Voyage – Alfred Lansing
Best Books Of September
1. The Body – Stephen King (reread)
2. Endurance: Shackleton’s Incredible Voyage – Alfred Lansing
3. The One Hundred Nights of Hero – Isabel Greenberg
Most-Viewed September Reviews
Most-Viewed September Non-Reviews
All The Things!
All The Things! (AKA number of unread books on my TBR shelf)
= 12 books.
I’m currently reading The
Stranger Beside Me: Ted Bundy The Shocking Inside Story by Ann Rule.
What did you do in September?
















