Have you ever
come across a fascinating job in a novel and thought, Is that job real? Am I too old for a drastic career change? That’s
what we’re talking about today! I wish I was a fictional character so I could
have these awesome “jobs.” We should probably put “jobs” in quotes because some
of these activities are seriously stretching the definition of that word. A few
of my “jobs” are actually far-fetched schemes to avoid work. So . . . they’re the opposite of jobs. Whatever. This
is my stupid fantasy career list. Don’t overthink it.