tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post5301891999771753832..comments2024-03-28T07:43:17.934-06:00Comments on Read All The Things!: Top Ten Tuesday: I’m The Worst Book Cover Designer EverAj @ Read All The Things!http://www.blogger.com/profile/02860483414620371093noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-32819043552347624602021-04-11T20:13:47.421-06:002021-04-11T20:13:47.421-06:00I totally agree. I can't believe sometimes how...I totally agree. I can't believe sometimes how ugly some covers are. <br />I remember especially one. The author contacted me, and I discovered the synopsis before seeing the book cover. I'm glad, because I would never have accepted to read a book with this cover. But the synopsis was well done, and the book was awesome: https://wordsandpeace.com/2014/02/22/book-review-the-kabbalist/ Emma at Words And Peace / France Book Tourshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09426924864218623976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-79823902466830591192021-03-29T20:00:07.919-06:002021-03-29T20:00:07.919-06:00Love this post! I haven't been inspired by the...Love this post! I haven't been inspired by the Top Ten topics lately, but you certainly were inspired by this one! I usually pay zero attention to book covers but yours are a lot of fun! I think The Loner and the Fruit might be my favorite, because I identify with the main character.Laurie Chttp://baystatera.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-40239216808509971662021-03-29T11:58:51.076-06:002021-03-29T11:58:51.076-06:00These are gloriously funny -- and I've seen mu...These are gloriously funny -- and I've seen much worse IRL. 🤣Lark @ The Bookwyrm's Hoardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08639732368395025578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-46341067577085226672021-03-29T04:30:46.797-06:002021-03-29T04:30:46.797-06:00Can I just say that I have seen far worse covers o...Can I just say that I have seen far worse covers on actual self-published books and none of their story descriptions were anywhere near as entertaining as yours. Well done! My personal favourite is the YA dystopian novel... Maybe the sex-adventure. But peeing in the woods is a close third. 🤣Niccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122972546470154598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-45627490893223817212021-03-28T10:55:01.136-06:002021-03-28T10:55:01.136-06:00Found your post mentioned by Mareli. Glad I did (a...Found your post mentioned by Mareli. Glad I did (and I hope it isn't too late), because this was so funny. The titles, the covers, AND your commentary. You are NOT the worst book cover designer, have seen loads of terrible covers with all kinds of glitches and weird symbolisms. Your covers rock! :-)<br />~ Lex (lexlingua.co)Lex @ Lexlinguahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02251881629769380423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-12110394294870871892021-03-26T22:57:39.494-06:002021-03-26T22:57:39.494-06:00This is incredible! They are all gems! I honestly ...This is incredible! They are all gems! I honestly don't know which one my favorite is 😂 I mean... do aliens actually taste like chicken nuggets?? 🤔 I guess we'll never know 😂Lilianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10943616728668795725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-37309922087817083842021-03-26T20:38:45.592-06:002021-03-26T20:38:45.592-06:00I won't lie, I actually WILL read your absurd ...I won't lie, I actually WILL read your absurd books mostly because every last description made me chuckle. And if you don't write the DoorDash Zombie book, I may sue. The last one killed me, it is too funny, and I feel like that would actually make an awesome story! This is my new favorite post. Shannon @ It Starts at Midnighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10043593641190645773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-91655958646172972072021-03-26T14:53:03.956-06:002021-03-26T14:53:03.956-06:00Well done. I did not get an 'erotic' vibe...Well done. I did not get an 'erotic' vibe from the Void book.. but maybe that's just me :D The Dead at My Home and Dog With Money both sound like they have potential!Beckihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12806368588509578414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-30452183860650687792021-03-26T10:17:54.102-06:002021-03-26T10:17:54.102-06:00AJ, you crack me up. I love all of these descripti...AJ, you crack me up. I love all of these descriptions!! And the covers work very well too.<br /><br />Nicole @ <a href="http://feedyourfictionaddiction.com" rel="nofollow">Feed Your Fiction Addiction</a>Nicole @ Feed Your Fiction Addictionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08637114079800138680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-43265475336672459582021-03-24T18:04:19.814-06:002021-03-24T18:04:19.814-06:00That's awesome! I might be slightly tempted by...That's awesome! I might be slightly tempted by The Dead at My Home! :D<br /><br />Lauren @ <a href="http://never-anyone-else.blogspot.com/2021/03/top-ten-tuesday-funny-bookish-cozy.html" rel="nofollow">Always Me</a>Lauren Stoolfirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07777860030600932061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-45340355832228919482021-03-24T11:48:41.965-06:002021-03-24T11:48:41.965-06:00I had to look twice and make sure these were not a...I had to look twice and make sure these were not actual covers; these looked eerily similar to a lot of self-published books I get offered. Deb Nance at Readerbuzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12128529491888701996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-88330641949900067602021-03-24T03:31:23.844-06:002021-03-24T03:31:23.844-06:00Yes, you are the worst book cover designer AND I L...Yes, you are the worst book cover designer AND I LOVE IT! I laughed so hard at these covers: Ceasefire of Hostility? And the blunrbs!?!? AJ, I bow before your creativity and being such a bad book designer! Verushkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08640500646511533020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-3078595967013514972021-03-23T20:43:06.576-06:002021-03-23T20:43:06.576-06:00Wow! What a fun list!
Here’s my TTT!
Ronyell @ ...Wow! What a fun list!<br /><br />Here’s my <a href="https://rabbitearsbookblog.blogspot.com/2021/03/top-ten-tuesday-86-top-10-funniest-book.html" rel="nofollow">TTT</a>!<br /><br />Ronyell @ <a href="https://rabbitearsbookblog.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Rabbit Ears Book Blog</a><br />Ronyell (a.k.a. Rabbitearsblog)https://www.blogger.com/profile/02726780110325765858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-67902362135273773742021-03-23T20:30:38.550-06:002021-03-23T20:30:38.550-06:00This is fun! "390 pages of love triangle"...This is fun! "390 pages of love triangle" lol. Surprise of the Void. Yeah we'll just leave that one alone ha. <br /><br />"thousand hours of Fox News" snort Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17515345156687765162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-20362756118962367172021-03-23T18:23:04.868-06:002021-03-23T18:23:04.868-06:00The Dead at My Home actually sounds pretty good! ...The Dead at My Home actually sounds pretty good! Also, you did a great job with these covers - I've definitely seen worse professional ones.Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16746631124966726182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-78320404937039641512021-03-23T18:02:36.432-06:002021-03-23T18:02:36.432-06:00Love this! You actually did really well with The C...Love this! You actually did really well with The Cottage of Beyond and The Dead at My Home.<br /><br />-Lauren<br />www.shootingstarsmag.net Shooting Stars Maghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16074581473656321052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-88426547816542205992021-03-23T17:15:57.425-06:002021-03-23T17:15:57.425-06:00hahaha this post is great! I do kinda like the cot...hahaha this post is great! I do kinda like the cottage cover though... not the font choice, but the art isn't too shabby!Monika @ Lovely Bookshelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13138730317208033566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-59698958600856111092021-03-23T15:25:11.506-06:002021-03-23T15:25:11.506-06:00These are pretty funny. I like Aliens vs. Wolves. ...These are pretty funny. I like Aliens vs. Wolves. seems like a howling time !thecuecardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08870323589682197091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-59491725751875379152021-03-23T13:45:45.113-06:002021-03-23T13:45:45.113-06:00These are priceless! And I can't even imagine ...These are priceless! And I can't even imagine the time it took to create these. Your synopsis of Army of Joy just made my day. :)Tanya @ Girl Plus Bookshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18357204133826428572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-58380504019844134402021-03-23T11:23:34.636-06:002021-03-23T11:23:34.636-06:00The Cottage of Beyond cover, I could actually see ...The Cottage of Beyond cover, I could actually see being a proper book cover. Anyway, loved your post, such an inventive idea for this week's topic and I genuinely want to read the one about the guy who animates corpses in his apartment, that sounds like a fun book.<br />My TTT: https://jjbookblog.wordpress.com/2021/03/23/top-ten-tuesday-308/iloveheartlandXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10040647634981408350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-91404564250310521172021-03-23T09:26:59.814-06:002021-03-23T09:26:59.814-06:00This post was so clever I loved it. Here is my pos...This post was so clever I loved it. Here is my post- https://paigesofbook.blogspot.com/2021/03/top-ten-tuesday-favorite-reads-from.html.Theaterwriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05295590855081977668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-37391430331671403202021-03-23T08:39:49.763-06:002021-03-23T08:39:49.763-06:00Wha ha ha ha!! This was brilliant! Very, very clev...Wha ha ha ha!! This was brilliant! Very, very clever post. Why don't you try to put a few of these into real physical novels? You can become as rich as that dog! Start with the cottage of beyond. I really like that one. <br /><br />Big applause to you today!<br /><br /><a href="https://elzareads.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Elza Reads</a>Elza Readshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14147340976876251074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-88034490028125700952021-03-23T08:34:28.634-06:002021-03-23T08:34:28.634-06:00I sort of like the dog with money cover (cute pup)...I sort of like the dog with money cover (cute pup), but I also want a dog with moneySamantha@WLABBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11589486165371852904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-91697514661740203522021-03-23T08:28:42.403-06:002021-03-23T08:28:42.403-06:00Heh, I loved this post. You're better at desig...Heh, I loved this post. You're better at designing book covers than I am. LOL!<br /><br />My post: https://lydiaschoch.com/top-ten-tuesday-funny-book-titles/Lydiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14241300876630582609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193309628838073849.post-47892777949734539942021-03-23T08:00:11.442-06:002021-03-23T08:00:11.442-06:00I think wolves would love chicken nuggets! And pro...I think wolves would love chicken nuggets! And probably tasty aliens too...chucklesthescothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423562114343636659noreply@blogger.com